Okay Universe, Here’s the Deal

I went to the gym AGAIN today. I got off my big white flabby voluminous writer's ass and went to the gym. Again. Another 20 magnificent minutes logged on the old elliptical thank you very much. For those of you keeping score, (and I sure am, I have a spreadsheet) that is 4 times in 6 days. But seriously, here’s the deal.


In addition to all the wonderful health and beauty benefits that my gym time is going to send me, not to mention the increase in income (It is a well documented fact that people who lose weight and get in shape get raises and more job opportunities), there is just one little extra thing you’re going to be throwing my way.


For every gym trip I earn the right to a big juicy kiss from a really hot guy. That’s right. My gym trips are my account with the universe and for every one I deposit I’m getting a big juicy kiss from a really hot guy. Hey, or guys, I could go with that too. And you know what Universe? I’ll even let you pick ‘em out for me – I trust you to choose well. I won’t even be demanding about when they arrive or if they come one at a time or in big bunches. But come they will. That’s the deal.